An open letter

Dear Patrick Ramsey, Clinton Portis and the rest of the Redskins offense:

Hey guys. Rough year last year, eh? Well, you're opening up the season against a decent defense. Your defense should give you plenty of chances to do the right thing, but seriously, do the right thing. Or I'll hurt you. Mr. Portis, you still had a pretty good year in 2004, but we all know you can do better. Give me a pleasant surprise and bust out 200 yards of total offense tomorrow, could you? I know you can do it. And as for YOU Mr. Ramsey, I was one of those people yelling for you to get the start over Brunell (who I never bought into), but you didn't look that great this preseason. Yes, I know the preseason doesn't count, but get the job done please. It's sad, but I can more easily imagine Clinton Portis getting 200+ yards than you. Prove me wrong, please. And all you midgets running slants, posts and outs, it's time to prove all the people who wanted Mike Williams on the 'Skins wrong. Do it, or I'll laugh at the fact that I'm taller than most of you, if not all of you. I won't be angry if you guys lose, but I expect more out of you!

On a serious note, I'm predicting the following the the game tomorrow:

Score: Redskins 23, Bears 16.

Offensive player of the day: Clinton Portis
Defensive player of the day: Sean Taylor, taking out his gun-toting anger on poor Kyle Orton